Finder's Keepers: Weird Edition

When looking through thrift stores and flea markets, you really have to search through a lot of junk to find something that's awesome. Sometimes that junk is really funny, or just plain weird. Today, I'm sharing the weird stuff...

There you have it, my weird finds. What have you found that's been weird? Did you ever want to buy it for someone you know as a joke? This girl { right here } did just that and I have to say it's one of THE funniest stories I've ever read! Has that ever happened to you?